I really love him, but if I don't get laid soon, George's little wifey is going to go into a meltdown!
Who'd have thought it? You know, I wonder if anyone in the parking lot saw the van rocking from our fucking and peeked in the windows. Oh my God, that makes me hot just thinking about it. George isn't going to be home for another hour or so – I'm going to get my vibrator out and imagine what would have happened if another guy had gotten into the van with us! Mmmmmm….